drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita, via toxic-voguexx)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via toxic-voguexx)

Let’s raise children who won’t have to recover from their childhoods.

(Source: renaissancedreams, via lucidnirvana)